Choose the Right One
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going
to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring
over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into
the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a
while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess
which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her."
Source: Funny Clean Jokes
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Switching Sides
A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death
bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.
"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're labour
through and through… Why change now?"
The man learned forward and explained, "Well, I'd rather
it was one of them that died and not one of us."
Source: The Comedy Zone
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Big Game Hunting
Against his better judgment, the big game hunter is talked into
taking both his wife AND her mother along on one of his expeditions.
It does not go well. The mother-in-law is, if anything, harder
to get along with in the wilds than she was in the city. And to
make matters worse, she won't even abide by the simple camp rules
designed to keep the safari safe.
One night after dinner, the hunter's wife realizes her mother
is missing. Panicked, she rushes to her husband and begs him to
institute a search.
He sighs, and together they set out. But before they've gone
far, they hear throaty growling. Soon they come upon a small clearing
in which the mother-in-law stands, backed up against thick, seemingly
impenetrable jungle brush, and facing a huge male lion.
The wife whispers urgently, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing whatever," responds her husband. "The
lion got himself into this mess, now let him get himself out of
it."
Source: Funny Clean Jokes
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