Praise the Lord! A preacher was given a horse. He was told that this is a holy horse. It moves faster and faster when you say "Praise the Lord" and stops when you say "Amen." The preacher tried the horse. He said "Praise the Lord!" and the horse moved. He was so happy that he kept saying "Praise the Lord!" and the horse ran faster. It ran so fast that it was nearing a cliff. The preacher panicked and tried all ways to stop the horse but he could not remember how to stop it. He finally said a quick prayer, "Lord, please stop this horse. Amen!" And the horse suddenly stopped right in front of the cliff. The preacher was so happy, he shouted out, "Praise the Lord!" Ka-boom!
The Job Interview Reaching the end of a job interview, the personnel recruitment officer asked a young engineer fresh out of Cambridge, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years .. say, a red sports Mercedes?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
Super Ears Red Indian A man was riding a horse across the plains of America. Half way, he saw a Red Indian man lying down on the pathway, ears on the ground, hands stretched out. The Red Indian man said in a slow and low voice ... "One man, (pause) One woman, (pause) One child, (pause) In a carriage with 2 horses." The man was impressed and asked, "You mean you can tell all these by listening to the ground?" The Red Indian replied slowly,... "No, (pause) They, ... ran over me!"
	Speeding Ticket "What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a driver as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket. "Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle." Source: Friday Funnies

Climbing the Stairs

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.

At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

Source: Funny Stuff Central